wattpadfic:

me: *subtly takes niall’s wallet out of his pocket*

niall: what the fuck did u just take

me: ………….a chonce…………. *runs tf away*

feelings-are-just-like-weather:

stuckwith-harry:

pottersir:

voldemort was 71 when he died and the life expectancy for wizards is like 100 and something years so if he didn’t seek to live forever he probably would have actually lived longer

#stay in school kids

#don’t do horcruxes

neatpotatoes:

“tell the class a little about yourself" 

hannibalthecanibal:

And here we have Harry Potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. There are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into Ravenclaw