thomasandrewbitch:
kid: can you sing me a lullaby?me: PULL UP IN THE MONSTA AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA
kid: can you sing me a lullaby?
me: PULL UP IN THE MONSTA AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA
[whispers] i miss harry potter[murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER[exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER[yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER[sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER
[whispers] i miss harry potter
[murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER
[exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER
[yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER
[sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER
ask away
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